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You’ll hurt yourself
Posted by Bacon on July 29th, 2014 filed in Broadside moments | Comment now »

The Lieutenant wanted to “get involved” and show the troops that he could get his hands dirty just like them. As he turned the torque wrench inside the launcher, the Petty Officer leaned in and said, “Sir, let me do that. You’ll hurt yourself.” That Petty Office eventually made Master Chief, so I think he was on to something.

There is difference between officers and enlisted troops.

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I was told recently that enlisted training dates back to the industrial revolution. Back then, employees were trained as apprentices, journeymen, then – after proving they knew their stuff – earned master status.

Officers earn their degrees and before their new khakis are out of the wrappers (at least in my case), they find themselves in charge of thirty or forty experienced technicians.

What could go wrong?

Don’t get the wrong impression; I have worked with and for plenty of incredible officers. Maybe it was just me.

But here is the beauty of the military. One of the mantras drilled into the head of every junior officer is to trust the Chief. Listen to him/her. Do what they say. Learn.

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Before they know it, they have mastered the art of leadership. They realize that a crew is a finely tuned machine, with each cog having a function that contributes to the overall effort.

And it works. In the case of the U.S. military, it works very, very well.

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Usually.

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Broadside of the Week – July 28, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 28th, 2014 filed in Broadside cartoons | Comment now »

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Workfarce – the accountant – July 25, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 25th, 2014 filed in Workfarce | Comment now »

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“We’re the ones out here.”
Posted by Bacon on July 24th, 2014 filed in Hero of the week | Comment now »

There are roughly 30,000 American troops still in Afghanistan. This is real footage from 2012.

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Greenside of the Week – July 23, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 23rd, 2014 filed in Greenside cartoons | Comment now »

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Chance
Posted by Bacon on July 22nd, 2014 filed in Broadside moments | Comment now »

Every once in a while, just when things are looking their bleakest, something good emerges. Not always, mind you, but sometimes. Usually, there is at least a chance that the tide can be turned.

For example, take a look at this cartoon.

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This is not a good situation, not for anyone on that bridge. But think how well it turned out for the diver. That guy was stoked. Good came out of bad.

The other day, I climbed into our canoe to retrieve a ball that had fallen in the water. It was going to be a short trip, in and out in five minutes.

At minute two the boat tipped and I fell overboard. So did the smart phone that was in my pocket, which is why I drew this cartoon last week.

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The phone was dead, of course, and suddenly I was out of the matrix. I did not know what was happening at the office, or at home. If someone had sent me an email, I would not have received it. If I had run out of gas I would have had to actually walk to a filling station, since I couldn’t call anyone. If zombies had invaded America, I would have been a goner.

But as I walked to a meeting, I began to observe things that had been missed before, due to my face being constantly buried in eight square inches of plastic electronics. The weather was nice. There was a gentle breeze blowing that felt good on my face. Old buildings that I had not noticed before revealed intricate designs and styling that someone had thoughtfully inserted many years ago.

That was good. So was the new and improved replacement phone I picked up. I could talk to it and it would give me directions, definitions, weather…you name it. It will recognize my thumbprint and tell me when I have a meeting. It is one smart phone, and it was definitely better than the old (wet) one.

Good from bad. It is nice when things work out that way. It is nice to know that even when things are not going well, there is a chance that conditions will change. That breeds character traits like courage, optimism and hope.

That chance is what keeps people moving forward when confronted with obstacles or challenges. One of the top civilian stunt pilots in the world is Sean Tucker, who flies for Team Oracle.

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He once said that if something catastrophic happens to your airplane and you can’t get out, “keep flying all the way to the ground.” In other words, don’t give up. Keep trying because there is a chance you can figure out how to get down safely. That philosophy works for those of us on the ground too.

On the other hand, things can go in the other direction too. Good ideas can turn out badly, even when they seemed pretty solid at the time.

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So I guess it is all a game of chance.

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Broadside of the Week – July 21, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 21st, 2014 filed in Broadside cartoons | Comment now »

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Workfarce – the phone store – July 18, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 18th, 2014 filed in Workfarce | 1 Comment »

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Ulithi
Posted by Bacon on July 17th, 2014 filed in Stories, Videos | Comment now »

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“The US naval base at Ulithi was for a time the world’s largest naval facility.” (George Spangler, Warbird Information Exchange)

Sixty years ago, in September of 1944, the U.S. landed at a remote volcanic atoll called Ulithi, part of the Caroline Islands archipelago in the western Pacific. Its mission: to “provide a fleet anchorage and an air base to support half of a night fighter squadron, a light inshore patrol squadron, a pool for a maximum of 150 carrier replacement aircraft, a utility squadron, and staging facilities for transport aircraft.” (ibiblio.org) Facilities to support the fleet were included in the overall plan.

As the buildup began for the invasion of Okinawa (April 1, 1945), the tiny atoll’s population swelled to include a massive fleet. The images on this page are but a small sample of several fascinating photos documenting the year-long occupation of Ulithi by George Spangler. (Click on the photo below to see all of the pictures with some brief narrative.)

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Here is a brief war report on Ulithi:

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Thanks to Marine Corps veteran David for the tip.

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Greenside of the Week – July 16, 2014
Posted by Bacon on July 16th, 2014 filed in Greenside cartoons | Comment now »

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